New Years and Too cold for Nudists!

It
is New Years once again, Gosh darn
almighty! The colny is quiet. I could not get the chapter of the polar bear
club to go without skivies. So we are in the time we, yes
the wife and me, don clothing once
more. The local brethren of these pines will be down at the local
fire hall. Harry Wright has been seen donating
the bathtub gin once more, making it truly a fire
hall. Some say the only reason he was elected mayor was that every one is related
to him. But even at that, it would of meant nothing without the
hootch. Hopefully this year they do not cut
a hole in my fence and let their dogs poop on my door step
or place my own honey pot there!